This is my blog for posting material of academic interest (to me). Expect to see stuff about Greek and Roman history, archaeology, Classical literature, the Ancient Near East, historical films, teaching, the reception of the Classics in science fiction, the abuse of history, science fiction criticism, Doctor Who, and occasionally other historical stuff, or just things that I'm interested in. Expect spoilers at all times.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Questionable Content, Vol. 1
Thursday, January 30, 2025
Academic Talks YouTube playlist
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Introducing the Roman Army
Monday, January 27, 2025
'Gladiators - fact and fiction'
Saturday, January 18, 2025
'Gladiators' lecture
Friday, January 17, 2025
In memory of Alan Jeffrey (1967-2024)
[Towards the end of 2023, my dear friend Alan Jeffrey was diagnosed with a brain tumour. It killed him the following July. In November, I spoke at the celebration of his life in Oxford. Today, 17th January 2025, would have been Alan's fifty-eight birthday, so it seems an appropriate time to put up a slightly tweaked version of what I said in November. Miss you, mate.]
| One of the last photos of me and Alan together, taken in March 2024. There are photos where you don't see quite so directly up his nose, but he's not in focus in them. |
Friends …
I am deeply honoured to be speaking here today, and touched that Alan specifically wanted me to do so. Which means, when you think about it, that everything that follows is actually Alan’s fault. I’d like you to keep that in mind.
When Alan went into hospital earlier this year, Simon Mercer asked me if I wanted to send Alan a message. I replied that of course I did. Here is that message:
‘Get out of bed, you malingering hippy!’
The fact that I knew I could get away with saying that, indeed, that I knew it would bring a smile to Alan’s face, tells you a lot about my friendship with Alan.
I first met Alan Jeffrey in Edinburgh more than forty years ago, in September 1983, when I was eighteen, and he was not remotely old enough to be drinking in the pubs in which we were drinking – but then Alan always could get away with a lot though being tall and self-confident. Fortunately, he never used this power for evil. We met through the science fiction and role-playing societies, found we lived in student houses on the same street in Edinburgh, Gordon Terrace, and we bonded over science fiction, and in particular Doctor Who, comics, and role-playing games. He was smart, funny, erudite and knowledgeable, and his politics were clearly in the right place. We became fast firm friends, quite remarkable considering what a dreadful little shite I was in my late teens and early twenties. I did once throw a drink over him, due to some imagined slight – that was swiftly forgotten and forgiven by him.
| Alan's cover for a fanzine that I edited roundabout 1984. Thanks to Simon Tett for the scan. Dr Strange is, of course,© and TM Marvel Comics. |
We were soon collaborating, on role-playing scenarios, fanzines, and comics; Alan was a gifted cartoonist, I was a so-so originator of ideas. Such was our contribution to the Edinburgh University role-playing society that we were both awarded honorary life memberships, though I suspect if I turned up there now I would find that no-one currently connected to the society has any memory of that.
When we left Edinburgh, me for Manchester, he for Oxford and then Brighton (via Sweden), we continued our collaborations. To that period belongs out finest work, ‘Steve & Andy’, as illustrated on the t-shirt I am wearing (please don’t ask about the stains, not least because I can’t explain them). This was a series of episodes in the lives of two students, a miserable nerdy one, and his more self-confident friend, a comic probably even more autobiographical than we admitted at the time. I was delighted to learn that Alan still had a page of ‘Steve & Andy’ on his office wall – that page will now take pride of place in my study.
| A 'Steve & Andy' strip, though not either of the ones mentioned in the text. Thanks to Jeremy Day for the scan. |
I once, presumptuously, described our friendship like that of Morecambe and Wise – since Alan was obviously the tall, handsome one with the glasses, that must make me the one with the short, fat, hairy legs. Alan, naturally laughed at the comparison. But I meant that we understood each other creatively as well as they did, and could spur each other to greater achievements than we could ever manage alone.
We did disagree on some things, though looking back, I have often come to see that Alan was right. Except on crossing the road – I still think he was far too casual about that. Of course, we frustrated each other at times – what close friends don’t? But even that could fuel our creativity. My favourite of all the work we did together, that I’d hoped to show you but couldn’t find, is a comic strip we spitballed after an afternoon when Alan was getting more and more fed up with my relentless negativity – and anyone who’s known me long enough will know how that feels. Two stick figures, identifiably Alan, with his glasses and ponytail, and I, with a mass of uncontrolled curls, are speaking to each other in pictographic speech balloons – his is a flower, mine is a storm cloud. As we talk, the flower gets smaller, and the storm cloud persists. Finally, Alan storms off, his speech balloon now a storm cloud. In the final panel I am alone – and my speech balloon is a flower. My recollection – and fortunately Alan is not here to challenge this – is that the basic idea was Alan’s, but I added the final panel. I think it explains the nature of our friendship better than anything I can say here.
As our respective creative energies became absorbed into our paths as what we now know to call Early Career Researchers (and Jeremy will talk more to that), our collaborations dwindled and then ceased. After he went to the States, naturally we saw less of each other. But we stayed in touch through various forms of social media, and I saw how proud he was of Laura and Janine.
And we still retained that rare friendship where, when we did meet, we just picked up where we left off. Even when I last visited him, in March of this year – and I want to express my thanks to Catherine and David for making that happen – we still had that.
I know that I am reaching the age where I will be going to far more funerals and celebrations of life than to weddings, and I’ve lost friends of my generation already – Claire, Andy, Lesley, among others. Indeed, one of the last times I saw Alan in this country was at John Grandidge’s memorial. But still, fifty-seven is no fucking age, and could he not at least have been allowed to know the UK election results, which he would have found hilarious?
This loss hits me personally worse than most. Still, if, when my time comes, I can face my own imminent demise with half of the dignity and humour with which Alan faced his, I will consider that I have done well.
In any case, this is meant to be a celebration of Alan’s life, and if he is up there, in a heaven that neither of us believed in, he is undoubtedly shouting at me to ‘Get on with it!’
So at this point, rather than do that, I’d like to read a passage from The Lord of the Rings. Alan wasn’t, as far as I can recall, a big Tolkien fan – he preferred his fantasy in a Michael Moorcock mould – but this particular passage says something to me. Meriadoc Brandybuck, hobbit of the Shire, is talking to Aragorn, rightful king in the West.
‘[I]t is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say too much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place.’
To which Aragorn replies:
‘I know that well, or I would not deal with you in the same way.’*
So many of our close friendships are like that. I know mine
with Alan was.
Alan would surely mock mercilessly such sentimentality, and also point out that I’ve gone a bit Alan Bennett’s vicar on you. He would expect me to be witty and irreverent, and I hope I have been. But I don’t think he’d be surprised at me getting sentimental; he knew me better than that. So I want to say, finally, that I am a better person for having known and loved Alan Jeffrey. I’m not quite sure how to deal with a world without him in it. I shall miss him more than I can possibly express, but I am eternally grateful for our time together.
Thank you.
* Return of the King, Book Five, Chapter 8, 'The House of Healing', for those who want to know.
Wednesday, January 08, 2025
Online: Mythology on the Streets of London
Saturday, December 28, 2024
Past Vapour Trails
I got asked if any of the Vapour Trails episodes I'd done in the past are still available, and to my surprise, I found most are. In fact, I think actually all of them are there apart from a special Stephen D Brooks and I did on Klaus Voormann in 2024, and the Manfred Mann special that we recorded early in 2024, but were unable for technical reasons to put out, so no-one got to hear it.
Friday, December 27, 2024
Boxing Day Vapour Trails
I did a radio show, talking about some of my favourite tunes. Includes one track I can almost guarantee you've never heard before.
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
An Introduction to Greek and Roman Mythology
I have, as ever, completely forgotten to plug this until the deadline is almost upon us. An online course I'm teaching for pre-college kids.
Tuesday, August 20, 2024
Virtual launch for AI in Greek and Roman Epic
This Wednesday I shall be taking part (remotely) in the official launch of the edited volume AI in Greek and Roman Epic.
Friday, August 16, 2024
Quick updates
Saturday, May 18, 2024
Notes on Doctor Who and History: 'Space Babies', 'The Devil's Chord' and 'Boom'
'Space Babies' is mostly set in the far future, though there are a couple of slips backwards in time. The Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) takes Ruby Sunday (Millie Gibson) back to a beautifully-realised Wyoming 150 million years in the past. There, we get a brief gag that derives from Ray Bradbury's short story 'A Sound of Thunder'. There is also a flashback to Christmas 2004, the day on which baby Ruby was abandoned at the Church on Ruby Road, the one place the Doctor says he can't take Ruby, and therefore the one place we are guaranteed to visit before the end of the season.
But the historical meat of the first three episodes is, of course, to be found in 'The Devil's Chord'. The episode begins in 1925, with a character whose sharing a name with the third Robin (of Batman and... fame) may or may not be a coincidence. 1925 isn't sketched out in any particular detail, but it doesn't need to be. Then we switch to Ruby, asking to go to February 1963 to see The Beatles recording their first album, something the Doctor considers a much better idea than wanting to go to the Titanic or Bethlehem, presumably at the time of the birth of Jesus. (Incidentally, I don't think television Doctor Who has gone to either event, though there is a photo in 'Rose' of the Doctor with a family he persuaded not to go on the doomed liner, and in 'The End of the World' he says he was on a ship that is presumably the Titanic. No surprise that spin-off materials involve both events.)
Doctor Who has, of course, been to 1963 before, in 'An Unearthly Child', which is referenced here, and 'Remembrance of the Daleks', which is not. On neither occasion did 1963 look quite as it does here. The Beatles have also been on Doctor Who before, not that you'd know this from iPlayer, where the short clip of them playing 'Ticket to Ride' has been excised from 'The Executioners' (episode 1 of 'The Chase'), though fortunately not from the Blu-Ray, so it is still possible to watch William Russell's painful attempt to look 'hip'). 'The Devil's Chord' finds a very neat diegetic way in which to get around the fact that even Disney can't afford to license a Beatles song for this episode.
The Doctor and Ruby change into outfits that are very much Swinging London. But Swinging London didn't really exist until 1965, and the Doctor's suit is more redolent of 1967-1969. In 1963, most men dressed like accountants. Most bands dressed like scruffy accountants. Even The Beatles had yet to don their trademark collarless jackets. The truly hip (the Beat Poets, and the like) dressed all in black.
| A rare photo of John Lennon in the style of glasses he wore up to 1966. |
Now, people can, and have, responded to lists of the anachronisms by saying 'look, it's just a silly fantasy episode, it's not meant to be the real Sixties'. To which I say, yes, that's my point. The episode presents an artificial idea of what 'The Sixties' was like. And what interests me is how and why that's been put together. So, John wears those glasses because those are the John Lennon glasses, the ones that everyone expects. The boys have longer hair because that's what everyone thinks The Beatles looked like. (Crueller writers than me might suggest such tactics are necessary because the actors don't look much like The Beatles, but then neither did Christopher Eccleston or Peter Capaldi.) The female singer could have been the more plausible Helen Shapiro (a friend of The Beatles) or Alma Cogan (a future friend of The Beatles), but that would make the viewers go 'who?' Everyone knows Cilla, and that she was associated with The Beatles. Pronouncing Brian Epstein's name as 'Epsteen' would be authentic - that's how Brian himself pronounced it - but the pronunciation as 'Epstine' is pretty ubiquitous these days (I try to avoid it when I do internet radio about the Beatles). When we see the famous Abbey Road zebra crossing, we expect there to be a white Volkswagen parked on the left, and don't worry that the car must, therefore, have been abandoned for six years.
Fiona Moore observed to me that at least since the 1980s people have forgotten how different the early 1960s were from the late, and indeed how much fashion was limited in its distribution. (For an example of this latter point, watch Get Back or Let It Be and compare how The Beatles dress with how roadie Mal Evans or even director Michael Lindsay-Hogg dresses, let alone all the people on the street listening to the band play on the rooftop at Savile Row.) Television quite often prints the legend rather than the reality; the Doctor and Ruby's outfits are all part of this, perhaps slyly sent up by the fact that they change out of outfits that actually were more suitable to 1963 (Russell T Davies' Doctor Who is nothing if not knowing). This is a phenomenon that can be seen in other television, such as, if perhaps to a lesser extent, in the recent television version of The IPCRESS File, also set in 1963. It's much more obvious in fantasy versions of the sixties such as the Austin Powers movies, and the Doctor's suit looks like a deliberate nod in that direction. This sort of conflation is a thing we tend to do to historical periods; note the way cultural differences between the Victorians of the 1840s and the Victorians of the 1890s can get elided in popular culture, or, to choose my own period, differences between first-century Rome and fifth-century Rome.
This is an episode filled with elements derived from various bits of the 1960s, and especially The Beatles' career. Matthew Kilburn rightly draws attention to the 'Aeolian tones' recalling the 'Aeolian cadences' that music critic William Mann attributed to The Beatles in 1963, and Maestro's outfit in the latter stages has hints of The Beatles' outfits for Sergeant Pepper, and more obviously the hussar jackets that almost everybody seemed to wear in the second half of 1967. Several people have rightly observed that the plot of 'The Devil's Chord' owes quite a bit to The Beatles' 1968 animated movie Yellow Submarine. And the musical number at the end has its roots in endless 1960s pop musicals (though not any The Beatles made, with the possible exception of Magical Mystery Tour) - though again, Austin Powers is perhaps a more immediate influence.
It's a shame the final chord played by John and Paul wasn't the last chord of 'A Day In The Life', but you can't have everything.
The engagement of 'Boom' with the past is largely with the show's own history, in particular 'Genesis of the Daleks'; the main plot is based on the landmine scene from Part One of that serial, with Ruby Sunday in the role of Harry Sullivan. This follows the previous week's call back to 'Pyramids of Mars'. Apart from that, we get the Doctor singing 'The Skye Boat Song', but there's no commentary along the lines of 'I nearly met Bonnie Prince Charlie once'.
Wednesday, May 08, 2024
Octavia
Christopher J Garcia has done an issue of The Drink Tank on Ancient Rome, and I have a short piece in it about Octavia, the sister of Augustus. Lots of other interesting stuff in there as well.
Sunday, April 28, 2024
Upcoming MANCENT and LRAC events
I've got quite a few events coming up. I've just started a MANCENT course on the Trojan War. We're coming up to week 2, but you can still book for the whole course and get the recording of week 1. You can also buy a ticket just for this week's session.
Friday, April 12, 2024
The Trojan War: Myth and history?
I have a new blog post up on the MANCENT blog, about the 'history' behind the Trojan War. This is to do with my upcoming course on The Trojan War, for which you can book tickets here.






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